REAL EASE: EAT ME RAW. 1

     “YEAH, almost there.” I murmured to myself as I felt hot liquid pull to the center of my body but then I remembered the bills I had to pay today, and my attention shifted from the ROSE on my clitoris, and I lost the orgasm again!

“Oh my gush! Noooo!” I said in frustration. I have been at it for about thirty minutes trying to get some release before going to work but it felt like it was not my day. I removed the toy and went to take my bath, today was going to be a long day and I pitied anyone that would cross me wrongly. There was a time I would have men line up for the whole weekend and I would choose who to sleep with but lately, my toys have taken over.

     AS a single lady in Lagos, getting laid was both easy and hard. If you want to have any dick, then it was easy, there would be men ready to service you. You would have a colleague on your case, it may even be your boss, there was always a friend’s brother or cousin who has always wanted to get into your pants. We all have that neighbor that would do anything to get into our bed, and a former lover who has not gotten enough of your honey pot, and these were still in the pool of men that were familiar to us and then, there were the new takers. Then you have those you were lusting after that has refused to look at you or playing hard to get. That cute married man down your street, that chiseled abs guy at the gym, the new departmental head with the tight ass. There would be at least one man we just want to fuck for fuck’s sake!

     IF you want to survive as a single woman in Lagos, there are skills you have to master, how to choose and pick your bed mates. You need to ask yourself. What do I want? Do you just want to get laid, are you looking for release or you want to provide release to someone? Is the sex a step to a means or a means to an end? Are you looking for company after the act or just hit it and sneak out? You need to define your motives, else; you will have sex and not get what you want. This weekend, I need to get laid. I need to be touched, kissed, romanced, lied too, I need someone to worship my body, so I began to open my mental notebook as I get dressed for work.

     DESMOND? Hhmm. He can get the job done but the corky bastard can be arrogant and play hard to get, besides, he is not good at romance so he can’t be the man for the job.

Chief? Hmm. I’m not broke, chief is good for the money, romance and lying to me but he can’t fuck me like I need to be fucked. I will be on top and do all the work; I need someone who will spread me like butter on bread and eat me raw.

Femi? That is one son of a bitch that knows my body and knows what he’s doing but he is so broke and wants to love me. He has the good dick, knows how to use it and knows my body thoroughly in and out! He knows how I love it, where I like to be touched, the right time to pull in and out. I felt my vaginal walls tighten as I thought of him, I rubbed my thighs together and took a deep breath. If not that Femi will think it’s a greenlight to start a relationship, he would have been my best option for this weekend. I checked my appearance in the mirror and picked up my bag, it was time for work.

Just as I was about getting into my car, my randy neighbor showed his face. “Dear God, not today!” I thought to myself.

“Miss Tope, how are you? It’s been a while o.” He said smiling and walking towards me while I walked faster as I replied with a fake smile on my face,

“I am fine, thank you.” I said without stopping and before he could say something else, I entered my car and started the engine. He looked like he had more to say but I was not in the mood to stroke any man’s ego this morning.

     ADEBISI, or Debby like I fondly call her is my office best friend, she is a marketer for our firm and sometimes we might not see for days or weeks and I have not seen her this week at all, so I was delighted she was the first face I saw driving into the compound.

“Debby, Debby! You this girl just forget someone here! It’s not fair oo!” I said getting down from my car as she approached me.

“Toppy! It’s not like that jare. It’s this work you people gave me oo.” She said walking into my open arms for a hug.

“You change your perfume? This is not your regular smell.” I said releasing her.

“You don’t like it? she said frowning slightly.

“No, it’s nice, I like it, I mean it’s just not…” I was struggling to find the word when she rescued me.

“I know what you mean jor! It’s because you haven’t seen me in a while. I have been wearing it for a week. It’s one of my bobo that gave me.” She said winking at me. Debby has the opportunity to meet many men in and out of the office and she has a pool of men to pick and choose from. She had a twinkle in her eye as she said.

“Gist de oo babe! You know that gym guy na? That one that’s always in the corner? Pink lips guy wey dey cut you eye na!”

“Yes Yes, I know him. What happened?”

“I heard he is a beast in bed oo! Sebi you know that my friend Dammy? She was the one that told me oo. Apparently, they used to go to the same gym before and she hit it once and she said the guy get big rod and knows how to use it! Arh, see fine boy wey get gbola still come sabi use am! I really want to hit it girl but na you the guy dey cut eye for. Tell me you don’t really like this guy so I can go after him babe.” she said searching my eyes.

“Asewo niwo girl yi.” I said laughing.

“I am serious jo!”

“Hhmmmmm. I have not made up my mind yet but babe, I need to get laid this weekend. Konji wan wound me!” I said rolling my eyes. She doubled over with laughter before saying.

“Na you de dull yourself na. Faithful single lady, I don’t understand who you are being loyal to oo! Babe, there are men, enjoy them na! Make I hook you up with that Alhaji friend? He asked of you last weekend when I saw Alhaji.”

“I don’t know jare but let me see what I can do with this new information you gave me! Maybe I go knack the gym guy!” I said with a hint of mischief in my voice winking at her.

“Ehn ehn! Sharp girl. Now you are talking. I have to run, lets hang out this weekend na.”

“Okay girl, we will chat na.” We hugged and kissed each other on the cheeks as she left.

     JOHN was the gym guy Adebisi was talking about. He joined our gym about four months ago and he had tried to be friendly with me when he first joined but I was not ready to mingle so I didn’t give him the green light but now that I have information that he has what it takes and I was a dog in heat, I think the hunt was on. He was into tech, and he was mostly at the gym in the evening, so it was easy to avoid him. I spent the rest of the day fantasizing about his body on mine and planning how to fast track our relationship so I can end up in his bed this weekend.

     I was not really a fan of the evening gym because it was not convenient for me after driving through Lagos traffic, the most sensible thing for me to do is to shower, eat and sleep or occasionally watch television or go out with my friends but this Friday would be different. I had laid down the groundwork to escape early from work because I had to be at the gym if I was planning to get laid on or before Sunday. My plan had worked, my boss released me because he thought I was on my period. I had purposely stained my white dress with ketchup, and I walked past him so he could notice. He did and took pity on me and told me to leave and take care of myself. I got home around four o’clock and took a quick shower, I moisturized with oil and layered my body mists, sprays and perfumes. I put on a light make up, I normally don’t make up my face to the gym but today was different, I was going to try and seduce someone’s man. I put on the sexiest gym wears I had and headed for the gym.

…TO BE CONTINUED

WRITTEN AND EDITED BY: OLATORERA OLOWONYO

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